shytoaster:

what-the-fuckasaurus-rex:

dicketysplit:

trying to write essays

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what does this mean

have u ever written an essay

doyouevennyoom:

you:

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me:

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(Source: bergrnite)

katara:

my rock hard abs are under this thin layer of fat and hatred 

undercover-witch:

when the food at someone else’s house tastes horrible, but you don’t want to offend anyone

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internetexplorers:

im allowed to call myself ugly but you are not allowed to agree with me 

athomewithlana:

pxxies:

self-respect is my respect for myself

i could as well suck 3 thousand dicks and still respect myself so shut the fuck up

Hell I would respect u for sucking 3 thousand dicks

sly-mcp:

whothefuckisalexturner:

abhortion:

ginnifergoodwins:

foodtrucker:

‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on

#glad to know it’s international

#’it’s just drizzling’ said the PE teacher opening an umbrella

“running for 20 minutes isn’t that bad”, said the PE teacher from the chair

‘you’ve got to stay healthy’ said the PE teacher eating a mars bar

“Being on your period is no excuse.” said the male PE teacher with no uterus


(Source: gazpachoblog)

drarna:

i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

(Source: neptunain)


(Source: fagmobs)

jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

ocevns:

kinda want to eat healthy and exercise
kinda want to consume my body weight in ice cream