ven0moth:

if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry

hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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allthestarsonyourceiling:

Last night I went to Starbucks and when the guy finished my drink, he bent down and wispered, “Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.” I just smiled and took my drink, and while I was leaving I heard the other worker saying: “WOULD YOU STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR INSPERATIONAL SHIT!” and the guy responded with, “Gurl, there is no way in hell I am letting you dull my sparkle.” 

Oh my god. 

(Source: itsthethoughtofyou)

Watching Hunger Games
  • Book Katniss: This was my dad's jacket
  • Movie Katniss: My dad was a woman's size 4

shytoaster:

what-the-fuckasaurus-rex:

dicketysplit:

trying to write essays

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what does this mean

have u ever written an essay

doyouevennyoom:

you:

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me:

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(Source: bergrnite)

katara:

my rock hard abs are under this thin layer of fat and hatred 

undercover-witch:

when the food at someone else’s house tastes horrible, but you don’t want to offend anyone

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internetexplorers:

im allowed to call myself ugly but you are not allowed to agree with me 

athomewithlana:

pxxies:

self-respect is my respect for myself

i could as well suck 3 thousand dicks and still respect myself so shut the fuck up

Hell I would respect u for sucking 3 thousand dicks

sly-mcp:

whothefuckisalexturner:

abhortion:

ginnifergoodwins:

foodtrucker:

‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on

#glad to know it’s international

#’it’s just drizzling’ said the PE teacher opening an umbrella

“running for 20 minutes isn’t that bad”, said the PE teacher from the chair

‘you’ve got to stay healthy’ said the PE teacher eating a mars bar

“Being on your period is no excuse.” said the male PE teacher with no uterus