badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

(Source: cosimaniehaus223)


So we were having lunch, and my friend just casually showed us how a front flip is done…

but juST LOOK AT HOW GRACEFUL SHE IS OMG

lameborghini:

my followers are cuter than ur followers

pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

umiko-hitara:

muffinsandmatriarchy:

I just can’t with medieval paintings

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Gonna add some of mine.

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officialfrenchtoast:

Source: truthfacts

michaxl:

haha ok “friend” where were u when i uploaded a selfie

(Source: michaxl)

Attract them by the way you live.
Saint Augustine (via kvtes)

(Source: psych-quotes)


i-will-pursue-your-presence:

mythologyhotspot:

scottman99:

heyitsodette:

Splash Mountain Photos

YES

It’s funnier everytime I see it.

I like human beings.

sourcedumal:

toramorigan:

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit

I love this