ayyoo-river:

gf: hey come over ;)

me: i cant im in bonnie tyler’s music video for total eclipse of the heart

gf: my parents aren’t home

me:

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illkim:

*squats down to look in the refrigerator* fitness


pkmnprofessorgarrett:

carebearpikachu:

Hi, I’m Barbie ™ - Vine by Sarah Mangone

is she actually barbie

I THOUGHT SHE WAS LIP SYNCING BUT THEN

(Source: weloveshortvideos)

50shadesofyodaddysdick:

boyfriend: what’s for dinner?

me:

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beyonseh:

nicki minaj performing anaconda at the vmas 

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earthdad:

cokeproblem:

earthdad:

one time when i was in 4th grade i had 14 girlfriends at one time and if you don’t think that is pimping please get out

ok but how many girlfriends do you have now?

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mozzarillo:

theheatofthesouth:

Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good

caught red handed

Seek respect, not attention. It lasts longer.
TheDailyPositive.com (via thedailypozitive)

vincentvangoth:

me n my clique

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