rocksfalleveryonedies:

(Source: patrickmasturbateman)


drinkingtea-and-readingbooks:

simplydalektable:

surimistick:

at first i tought it was cappuccino

a catpuccino

a catpurrccino*

(Source: sasaq)

nerdfithers:

oneboredjeu:

nerdfithers:

nerdfithers:

i opened both my water and my electricity bills at once

needless to say i was shocked

get out

this is my post you get out

(Source: chronicallylate)

orlandobloomers:

aliceinthetempleofpearlgarden:

davegrohlgetinmybed:

theres nothing sexier than a guy playing guitar

a girl playing guitar

a tyrannosaurus rex playing guitar, struggling to strum with its tiny arms, fueled by rage and an inner desire to Rock

emporbooty:

gamblingemperor:

emporbooty:

gamblingemperor:

1324 FOLLOWERS IM LAUGHING SO HARD ITS IN ORDER

1324 is not in order Matt

ITS 2 AM AND IM NOT EVEN GOOD AT SCIENCE IN THE FIRST PLACE

Science

emkaymlp:

Life Tip: Don’t allow Tumblr to become your primary/only source for morality. Remember, this is the site which had many people genuinely believe that they can get unlimited chocolate just by slicing it a certain way. I know I certainly wouldn’t want these people dictating my worldview for me.

bobbyhorin:

when someone younger than you disrespects you

image

i get awkward when someone compliments me and idk what to say
  • someone: you look pretty today
  • me: happy birthday

notice-me-senpie:

eren-jaegersbasement:

if you think that you are starting to get a crush on someone

  • dont
  • what are you thinking
  • abort mission
  • digest those butterflies
  • IM SERIOUS

digest those butterflies 

(Source: basement-relatable)

thereadysext:

If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.

(Source: racingbarakarts)


mymodernmet:

Lifestyle photographer Grace Chon recently turned the camera on her 10-month-old baby Jasper and their 7-year-old rescue dog Zoey, putting them side-by-side in the some of the most adorable portraits ever.

hysterifun:

when ur parents go out food shopping

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unfollovving:

its-castiel-bitch:

WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. THIS?

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS DISNEY

(Source: krystal-cage)

the-captains-wife:

dutchster:

worldpeaces:

can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.

what the fuck does he want now

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Thats it that’s the single greatest pun on tumblr