dreaming-in-the-flowers:

Why cant we have good shows on disney like this anymore?!?! :)


Graham : I’ve never understood the thing that Morgan Freeman said to you.                                                      

Jonah : Oh, so this was about 10 years ago, I did a film with Morgan Freeman, a really small film, and the first ten minutes of the film are just us driving together in a car, and talking, and it took three days to shoot and he didn’t talk to me the entire time. Like, in between takes, right ? Cause he had so much dialogue to learn, right ? So in between we wouldn’t really chat, but we were in a car together for three days…

(Source: calvinjcandie)

coolbloqqer:

last year this kid had some water damage on this math textbook and when he turned it in at the end of the year the teacher asked him how it had gotten it wet and he looked her straight in the eye and said “from my tears” 

lostoncementtrails:

squiddious:

cheezy98151:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

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hello my name is maggie and im a defensive eater..

hello maggie and welcome to defensive eaters anonymous now who took all the cookies

That would be the most stressful meeting to supply snacks for.

barebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

17yr:

adults: “what are your plans for the summer?” “what are you planning on studying in college?” “what do you want to do in the future?”

me:

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online:

when the PE teacher makes you run

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empiresprincess:

thecookiemonsterhasthetardis:

This is beautiful 

I want a marriage like this. 

(Source: michaelplatco)

sherlocksmyth:

hotbabysitter:

My name is Juliet Capulet and I’m 13 years young and I luv my bf Romeo so much we’re gunna get married i luv him so much& we just met hehe xD I wuld give my life for him!

That’s it. That’s the play.

(Source: juilan)

korpsekobain:

don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs

People who make the same face in every picture

fvxxk:

Lindsey Lohan:

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Beyonce:

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Duck-Face Girl:

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Paris Hilton:

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Nick Jonas:

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Lady Gaga:

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Paula Dean:

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Kristen Stewart:

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Brock:

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thymegatampon:

im so awful


yahoneydip:

This fucking woman

umistakeme-forstraight:

Don’t shame the girls who sent pictures of themselves half-naked to their significant others as a way to express eroticism which is healthy and natural… give the people hell who think it’s okay to destroy someone’s trust and distribute those images simply for entertainment purposes. 

(Source: umistakeme-forstraight)