one time when i was in 4th grade i had 14 girlfriends at one time and if you don’t think that is pimping please get out
ok but how many girlfriends do you have now?
Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good
caught red handed
me n my clique
Can I suck your dick?
*Teacher pops out of nowhere*: I don’t know, CAN you??
WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS
LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND
WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
theme parks. just. theme parks.
but u have to pay for theme parks
that’s the adult part
son of a bitch
ladies and gentlemen, behold
the St. Louis City Museum:
Playground for adults and children.
They even serve alcohol.
I know where we’re going guys
I wouldn’t date a tall female bruh we gon get in a argument and she gon put my phone on the top of the fridge
these soft grunge text posts are gettin so outta hand like …
“you used to lick my neck and you told me i was your only one. yesterday i saw you licking a stamp.”
where can I uninstall my period
i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years
Tom Hiddleston (for ELLEUK)